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Wrong Way Joke
A man who had too much to drink was driving down the freeway, and his cell phone rang. He fumbled for the phone, and after he answered he heard his wife's voice warning him, "Tom, I just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way on expressway 75. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Tom. "It's hundreds of them!"