A Cab Driver, a Drunk, and a Bottle of Whiskey Joke

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A cab driver gets a call to pick up a guy at a bar. He goes to the bar and finds that his new fare had been drinking all day.  The cab driver didn't care, and helped the drunk into the back seat of the taxi.

After getting directions back to the drunk’s place, the drunk and the cab driver start chatting.

The drunk leans into the front seat and asks, "Hey cab driver! Do you think you have room in the front for a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey?"

The cab driver says, "Okay, not a problem."

The drunk then vomits all over the front seat of the taxi.

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