The bartender reached in to the man’s back pocket and took out the money. The armless man then asked if the bartender would put the glass up to his lips so he could drink his beer. The bartender put the beer to the man’s lips and tipped it in his mouth. He then asked if the barman would get a napkin and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and remarked that it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to help him do all those things.
The man said, "Yes, it is. By the way, where is the bathroom?"
The bartender replied, "The nearest bathroom is at the gas station two blocks east of here."