Greg and Monica were on their way home from a party one night, and Greg was pulled over by the police. The officer told Greg that he was stopped because his back taillight was burned out. Greg said, "I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out. I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Monica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you five days ago to get that tail light fixed."
The officer then asked for Greg’s license, and after looking at it said, "Sir, your license is expired."
And again Greg apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Monica said, "I told you a month ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, Greg is a bit upset with his wife for contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Monica, shut your mouth!"
The officer then leaned over toward Monica and asked,” Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Monica replied, "Only when he's drunk."