Executive Management Joke
An Indian walks into a bar with a rifle in one hand and a bucket of cow manure in the other. He says to the bartender, "Me want coffee".
The bartender says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the rifle, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his rifle in one hand and a bucket of cow manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, "Me want coffee". The bartender says "Hey. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyhow?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for executive management job. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the sh*t, and disappear for the rest of the day."