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I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Well go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she started to lose patience and said."Come on, what day was I born"?
I replied, “Yesterday."