Blond Bar Joke
Man walks into a lesbian bar, says to the massive tattooed blonde six footer at the bar 'would you like to hear a Blonde joke?'. She looks at him angrily and says 'See that blonde sitting next to you? Well she's a black belt in karate, that blonde by the window? She's a marine. The two blonde bouncers over there by the door, well they're man-hating female cage fighters. Now, do you still want to tell your joke?'
Man says 'Noooo, I'm not explaining the punchline 5 times!'.