Jewish Cab Driver
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? — Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady — I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her... "Vell, ma'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride?"
Submitted by Jim K.