A man and a woman were dining at a local bar. Their waitress, taking an order at a nearby table noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. The woman sitting across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
"No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
Forwarded by R.K.