How to Stop Drinking Without Medication Joke

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A man was terribly alcoholic and wanted to stop drinking without taking any medication. His doctor disagreed, but since the man was dead-set on stopping without medication the doctor gave him this advice:
"I want you to drink regularly for one day, then skip a day. Then drink half the alcohol you normally do for a day, then skip a day. See me again on day 5. The next time I see you, you should be ready to stop completely."

When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 40 pounds!

"Wow" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The man nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the forth day."

"From the withdrawals, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from the skipping."
Submitted by Margaret M.

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