A lecture

I was stopped by the Police at midnight & asked where I was going.

“I’m on the way to listen to a Lecture about the Effects of Alcohol & Drug Abuse on the Human Body.”

The cop asked me, “Really?

And who’s going to give a Lecture at this Time of Night?”

“My Wife”, I Replied

Halloween Joke

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Why Men Wear Earrings

Ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one afternoon when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his friend to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".

The man walks right up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal about it, it's only an earring," he replies.

His friend goes silent for a couple of minutes, but then his curiosity makes him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
(I always wondered how these things get started)