Blonde on the Roof

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house!

Good Blonde Joke

Why did the blonde snort NutraSweet? She thought it was Diet Coke!

Forwarded by Jackie

The Confessional

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit... still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

Finally the drunk yells out... "Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no paper over here either!"

Submitted by Carrie