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Favorite Motivational Poster:


Best Captcha Ever:



My favorite Christmas joke:

Did you hear about the dyslectic satanist who worshiped Santa?

Favorite Irish joke:

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 15 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and drinks half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: '' no thanks I'll just wait till the police get here!''

Favorite blonde joke:

A blonde goes into a dry cleaner and drops off a blouse to be cleaned. As she is walking out the door the clerk says, "Come again."
The blonde stops, turns around and says, "If you must know its toothpaste you nosey bitch!"

Favorite Television Blooper"
Game Show: Password

(The password is bread)
Celebrity: Dough
Contestant: "Lets see...dough....dough knob!"

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