A lawyer boarded a jet in Chicago with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him until they landed. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's freezer. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, saying in a very legal tone that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to go on and on about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Go figure, she was a little peeved by his behavior. A few minutes before landing in Michigan, she used the intercom to announce to all the passengers, "Would the attorney who gave me crabs, in Chicago, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
1. Attorneys aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most people think they are.
Forwarded by Jim K.