Joke of the Day

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar...and he orders a drink.

Where's My Smokes?

Submitted by Jim K.

Quote of the Year: Judge Judy And The Prostitute

Judge Judy to prostitute : 'So when did you realize you were raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'

Forwarded by Jim K.

Joke of the Day

An E.R. doctor was speaking with a young patient who was complaining of a terrible headache and vomiting.
"I can't seem to find a cause for your illness," the doctor commented. "But to be honest, I think it's due to heavy drinking."
"Well if that's the case," said his patient, "I'll come back tomorrow when you're sober."

New To Me Blonde Joke

A blonde dropped off a blouse at the dry cleaners.
On her way out the door, the woman working at the counter said "Come Again."

The blonde turned and said, "No, if you must know it's toothpaste this time
you nosey bitch!"

Submitted by Jim K.