The Tipsy Blond and the Army Sergeant

A tough old Army Sergeant found himself at a wild party given by a local college fraternity looking for new recruits. There was plenty of very young attractive women at the party, and a tipsy young blond approached the Sergeant and started chatting after noticing he seemed like he wasn't having a very good time.

'Well hello, Sergeant, you seem to be a very serious person. Is something bothering you?'

'No ma'am. Army sergeants are always serious.'

The tipsy young lady looked at his metals and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, I've seen a lot of action.'

The tipsy young lady, trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should loosen up a bit. Relax and try to have fun.'

The Sergeant just stared at her in a very serious manner.

The tipsy young woman remarked, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

'Last time was 1980, ma'am.'

'Well, that's it. No wonder you're so serious. I mean, no sex since 1980! She took his hand and led him to a bedroom where she proceeded to seduce him several times.

Afterwards, she whispered in his ear and said, 'My goodness, you sure didn't forget much since 1980.'

The Sergeant said in a very serious tone, after looking at his watch, 'I hope not, it's only 2200 now.'

Forwarded by Jim K.

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