A nurse was working in the E.R. of a local hospital when a young woman with pink hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, showing multiple tattoos, and wearing grunge clothing entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled to have immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeon noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed bright green and directly above it there was a tattoo that read . . . 'Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was successfully completed, the surgeon wrote a short note to the patient, which simply said, 'Sorry - We had to mow the lawn.'
Forwarded by Rich K.