A Mexican Chihuahua, an Irish Setter and a English Bulldog walk into a bar, sit down, and order a beer. They all notice a beautiful French Poodle sitting at the end of the bar and they all start hitting on her. The poodle responds, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can take me on a date."
The bulldog says, "I eats liver and cheese." The poodle says, "That's not good grammar."
The setter says, "I smell liver and cheese." The poodle says, "That won't do."
The Chihuahua won the date by saying, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."