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Catholic Confessional Joke
A Catholic guy decides its been too long since his last confession and goes to church and enters the confessional box. He looks around the small dimly lit box and notices a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a tray of fine Cuban cigars. Then the priest walks in.
“Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It's been a long time since my last confession...but I must admit the confessional box is very inviting these days.”
The priest replies, “Get out. You are on my side.”