A Minister, a Drunk, and a Baptism Joke

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One day a drunk is wobbling along the shore of a riverbank when he notices a minister baptizing people from a local town. The drunk man walks into the shallow end of the river and bumps smack dab into the minister. The minister turns around and can immediately smell the alcohol.
“Are you ready and willing to find Jesus?” asked the minister.
“I sure am” replied the drunk.
The minister pushes the drunk down into the river by the shoulders and dunks the mans head under the water. After a few seconds the minister pulls the drunk up and asks him, “Have you found Jesus my son?”
The drunk responded, “Nope.”
Once again the minister dunks the drunk man under the water and holds his head for about 20 seconds and pulls him back up.
“My son, have you found Jesus?” yelled the minister.
The drunk shakes his head, wipes his eyes and says, “Are you sure this is the spot he fell in?”

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