Alcohol Improves Intelligence Joke

A herd of buffalo can only move as quickly as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the weakest and slowest buffalo's at the back that are the first killed. This natural process is good for the herd as a whole, because the average speed and strength of the whole herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest and slowest of the group.
In the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest and weakest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. This goes to prove that regular consumption of liquor eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the human brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.

Forwarded by Margaret M.

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