Two Italian men wait for a bus to arrive. Finally the bus arrives and both men take their seats right next to each other and begin having an unusual conversation.
A middle aged woman was sitting within earshot so she couldn't help but hear the conversation. At first she tried to ignore them but then she intently listened to them say the following:
'Emma comes first.
Then I come.
Then two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't continue to be silent.
'You are a disgusting man for speaking like that in public,' she boldly remarked.
'In this country we don't talk openly in public about our sex lives so that others can hear.
'I don'ta understands whata you mean,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex, lady? I'm a justa teaching my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi.'
Forwarded by Marge B.