Top ten quotes from police officers.
These are the top ten comments given by police officers taken directly from their police car videos nationwide:
10. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”
09. “If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.”
08. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.”
07. “How big were those two beers you say you had?”
06. “Warning? You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.”
05. “No sir, we don't have quotas any more. We use to but now we can write as many tickets as we want.”
04. “I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
03. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey crap.”
02. “You know stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.”
And the number one quote:
01. “You didn't think we give pretty woman tickets? You're right we don't. Sign here.”
Forwarded to me by Aly B.