A Chinese man comes home after a late night of drinking, and gets in bed next to his sleeping wife.
After lying silently for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey babe, want to do a sixty-nine?
"Well, of all the nerve! First you come home in the middle of the night, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchen and fix you sweet and sour chicken with white rice!"

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