The Priest and the Statue of a Naked Woman
A priest walked into a local bar to use the bathroom. The place was jumping with music and people dancing, until everyone saw the priest. As the room quieted down he walked up to the barkeep and asked, "May I please use the bathroom?" The barkeep replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the priest asked. "I really need to use the bathroom!" "Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she's just covered by a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," said the priest. "I just won’t pay any attention to it!" So, the barkeep showed the priest the door at the end of the hall and he proceeded to the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back out and the whole place was jumping with music and people dancing again! He went to the barkeep and said, "I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was jumping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the bathroom, and now the place is jumping again." "Well, now we feel more comfortable around you!" said the barkeep. "Would you like a drink too?" "But, I still don't understand," said the confused priest. "You see," laughed the barkeep, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole entire bar area. Now, how about that drink?"