Lets Offend Everyone

LET’S OFFEND EVERYONE

Q. Where does an Irish family go for vacation?
A. A new bar
Q. What do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. We're hiring
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the U.S.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with one sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired new baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. Name the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 75-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 75-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'
A Southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Hope I didn't leave anyone out because I'd hate to be accused of discrimination!
Forwarded to A/H by Bob W.

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