Two friends met at a bar just outside Philadelphia. While having a few beers the first man confided in his friend that he had recently made a Freudian slip. He said that just the other day he asked the train conductor for a picket to Tittsburgh.
His friend acknowledged that he also did something similar just the other day. He said that he was having breakfast with his wife and instead of saying, “Honey, can you pass the cream he said, “You bitch, you’ve ruined my life!”