The Blonde and the Australian Mom

A blonde woman went into an overnight letter/package center to send an important message to her mother overseas. Her mother lived in a remote tiny town in Australia and it was almost impossible to get a message there overnight.
When the man told her it would cost $200 she announced, "I don't have that much money!
But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Australia!" The man looked up and said "Anything?"
"Yes, anything" the blonde agreed. Interested, the man said, "Come with me".
He walked into the back room and said, "Come in and close the door behind you". She followed.
He told her, "Get on your knees". The blonde got on her knees. Then he said, "Pull down my zipper".
She pulled it down. He said, "Take it out". She took it out with both hands. The man closed his eyes and softly said, "Well?"
The blonde slowly brought her lips close, and while holding it with one hand she said loudly, "HELLO...MUM?

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