Blind Date at the Carnival
Mark and his blind date went to the carnival. "You choose, what would you like to do first, Kim?" Mark questioned. "I want to get weighed," said Kim. They strolled over to the 'Guess your weight' booth. The carni man guessed 126 pounds. Kim stepped up on the scale and it read 119 so she won a stuffed animal. Next the pair went on the Go Carts. When the ride was finished, Mark again asked Kim what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she replied. And back to the 'Guess your weight' they returned. Since they had already been here before, the carni man guessed her weight correctly, and Mark lost his two dollars. The two walked around the carnival and again Mark asked what she wanted to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Now this time, Mark was thinking that she was kinda goofy and he just drove her home, and didn't even kiss her goodnight. Her roommate, Lisa, questioned her about the date, "How did things go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Wisa, it was wousy."