Belligerent Bear

A bear goes into a local bar in Billings, Montana and sits at the bar. The bear bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender walks up and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very upset now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the back of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the back of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs."

The bear says, "I don't do drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now, that was a Bar-bitch-you-ate."

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