The Bar Bully

There was this man sitting at a bar staring at his drink. The man stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, the bar bully sits down next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it down. The poor man starts crying.
The bar bully says, “Come on, I was just having fun. Look, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a grown man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I wake up late. My boss is very angry and fires me for not being on time.
When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out someone stole it. The police said all I can do is make a report.
I get a cab to go home, and when I leave, I remember I left my wallet in the cab. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with my best friend. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was going to end my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

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