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The Confessional

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.

After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this time clears his throat a bit... still nothing. At this point the priest begins to lose his patience and bangs on the window.

Finally the drunk yells out... "Ain't no use knocking, there ain't no paper over here either!"

Submitted by Carrie

Denise Bertin-Epp Brighton Hospital President Appears On WJR

Denise Bertin-Epp, President and Chief Nursing Officer appears on WJR Radio (Detroit, MI) with host Ann Thomas, on WJR’s video podcast, “Women Who Lead.” Denise talks about her passion for addiction treatment and gives the background about Brighton Hospital, America’s second oldest alcohol and substance abuse treatment hospital.

Denise Bertin-Epp has more than 20 years nursing and medical consulting experience and readily acknowledges that her passion is addiction medicine. Under her leadership, Brighton Hospital has experienced significant financial turnaround and entered into an era of growth with the opening of its daily medical clinic and men´s halfway house. Bertin-Epp was also instrumental in implementing electronic medical records and utilizing holistic treatment approaches, such as acupuncture. During her tenure, Brighton Hospital became the first behavioral health care facility in the state of Michigan to participate in an unannounced survey for the Joint Commission of Accredited Healthcare Organizations. Bertin-Epp earned her R.N. degree at the Mohawk College of Applied Arts and Technology (Ontario) and her B.Sc. in Nursing at the McMaster University School of Nursing (Ontario). She also earned a M.S. in Health Care Administration at Central Michigan University. Bertin-Epp joined Brighton Hospital as its director of nursing in 1999 after holding various progressive health care leadership positions in Canada and the U.S. The hospital's board of directors promoted her to president in 2005. Bertin-Epp is a member of the American Society for Quality – Healthcare Division and has delivered numerous national presentations related to process improvement and regulatory standards.
Listen to the podcast by clicking the link.
http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=1722460&spid=20051

Brighton Hospital, Dr Mark Menestrina, The Big Story with Lloyd Jackson

Brighton Hospital's Medical Director of Detoxification, Dr. Mark Menestrina, gave a fascinating one hour interview last Thursday night on WJR radio's "The Big Story" with Lloyd Jackson.

WJR keeps its interviews as "podcasts" on its website, and you don't need an ipod to listen to them. To hear Dr. Mark's fascinating interview, just click on:

http://wjrpodcasts.com/podcasts/bigstory/TBS-BrightonHospital-022510.mp3

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Airline Dinner

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
"Would you like dinner?", the flight attendant asked John , seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

The Bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas."

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Red Heart Dance - MetroSouth Medical Center