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This Substance Abuse Treatment Program Helps With 12-Step Program http://ping.fm/zcDMM

Red Heart Dance - MetroSouth Medical Center

Employee Assistance Program and Brighton Can Help With Employee Substance Abuse http://ping.fm/QUVYZ

Livingston Co. hospital plays vital community role http://ping.fm/DJz4k

Livingston Co. hospital plays vital community role

BRIGHTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Susie Engle was physically dragged out of a bar and into alcohol rehabilitation four years ago.

Engle's bags were packed for her: Her loved ones weren't about to witness her drinking herself to death following her retirement from Ford Motor Co...read the article here http://ping.fm/Zuy7W

A National Helpline for Judges Helping Judges at 800-219-6474

Judges who need assistance because of alcoholism, substance abuse, addiction or mental health issues may reach other judges, who are in recovery or who have gone through treatment, by calling a helpline sponsored by the American Bar Association. Judges who have volunteered to be a personal resource to other judges throughout the US and Canada are uniquely positioned to share their experiences, strengths and hope.
Both judges in need of help and those interested in serving as a peer-to-peer volunteer should call 800-219-6474 during business hours Central time. All information is confidential and protected by statute.
The National Judges' Assistance Helpline is a service of the ABA Commission on Lawyer Assistance Programs Judicial Assistance Initiative and administered by the Texas Lawyers' Assistance Program.

Saudis seek contract with Brighton Hospital

St. John Health System's Brighton Hospital has signed a letter of intent to begin discussions on a long-term management contract with a Saudi Arabian company that is building a 250-bed addiction treatment hospital in Riyadh. After a nine-month international... Full Article at Crain's Detroit Business http://ping.fm/TdG7b

How Long For A Haircut?

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customer and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." He must be going some place where he gets seen right away.

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

Forwarded by Margaret M.